Welcome to the Stories section of our site! This is where we post all our, well, um, er, stories - a fellow colleague's idea. And although we do tell you all about how our sense of humor is more stale than that banana peel in your neighborhood dumpster, we assure that you will truly enjoy reading our, well, um, er, stories.

And here's the story list so far... but why the revamps? Just as in the old version of our site, even the stories were being revamped, edited, and code-fixed so it would make them easier to be read by our visitors. Why, you ask? Well, for one thing, everytime we posted a story up, the spaces were being replaced with weird symbols like &nbsp and 077%a9. So the phrase "He looked around and saw nothing" would be "He077%a9looked077%a9and077%a9...", and we think you have gotten the point. Then there was the case of how the whole story itself, words and sentences and all, would be replace with similar symobls. And it would be very annoying if we made you read something that was like 0fg0299rja%ttkw#rre!edkk%gk&lt67%gtjjh. Exactly.

Stories Open for reading - Story passwords are currently disabled due to ... could it be? A malfunction! Hoo-ray! Not. Anyways here they are: